Q: How many scientists does it take to get out of a corn maze?
A: Nobody knows they haven't made it out yet!
A: Nobody knows they haven't made it out yet!
short jokes
one day a kid asked his friend if he'd seen the movie ''constipation?'' His friend replied "no". ''yeah?'' he said ''it never came out.
Hillary
Q: What do you do if Hillary Clinton throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Strawberries
Q: Why were the strawberries angry?
A: Because their parents were put into a jam bottle.
The Truth
An inmate asked a newcomer what he's in for, and the new inmate answered: " I told the truth and here I'm in for 20years!"
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