Quick…hide the Fireworks!

One year, Johnny’s family was having an “extended family”
4th of July cookout at their home. One of the special treats
that year was lighting the fireworks (Roman candles, bottle
rockets, missile batteries, etc.) they had bought out of
state (they’re illegal in their state, of course!).
Just before they were to arrive, a cousin called, saying his
neighbors’ plans had [...]