Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.
One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.”
“We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know where to look. We’d better wait until the other bats go with us.”
The first bat replies, “Who […]
FREE JOKES MRS. PARTINGTON
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Mrs. Partington lately remarked to a legal friend: "If I owes a man a debt,
and makes him the lawless tenant of a blank bill, and he infuses to incept
it, ...
16 years ago
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