A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have […]
FREE JOKES MRS. PARTINGTON
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Mrs. Partington lately remarked to a legal friend: "If I owes a man a debt,
and makes him the lawless tenant of a blank bill, and he infuses to incept
it, ...
16 years ago
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